I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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