That's intense
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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