some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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