Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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