He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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