I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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