im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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