I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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