Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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