So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just puked most of my soul out..
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