I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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