I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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