: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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