I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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