I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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