I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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