mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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