I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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