i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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