My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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