at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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