He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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