so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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