you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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