you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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