It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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