This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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