Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just made my gag reflex go away.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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