ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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