did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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