Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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