Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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