well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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