Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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