As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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