Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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