All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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