True but thats because hes a fetus.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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