yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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