Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just gargled with NyQuil
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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