i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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