her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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