remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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