ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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