so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
