but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
