Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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