look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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