you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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