do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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