what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
