Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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